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CELTIC LINKED WITH CROATIAN GATTUSO – THOUGH HE'S LESS HAIRY AND LESS UGLY
By Trialist
According to that bastion of accuracy, honesty, impartiality and truth, the Thatcherite Daily Mail, Celtic are interested in Dinamo Zagreb's £2million-rated defensive midfielder Vukojevic, who has been described as “Croatia's Gattuso”, only less ugly and less hairy.
The “exclusive” flyer belongs to Stephen McGowan who claims Celtic have been “tracking” the 24-year old Croatian international for some time and that Celtic watched the six-foot tall former Croatian Under-21 international in last night's Dinamo Zagreb versus NK Zagreb match.
However, Vukojevic is also linked with Arsenal, Bayern Munich and Espanyol, so no competition there, then.
McGowan further claims that, as well as a midfielder, Gordon Strachan will also be seeking in the summer a left-back, a central defender and a striker, the latter whether Georgios Samaras permanently becomes a Bhoy or not.
Strangely enough, this is precisely what has been predicted in Celtic Cyberspace by ‘political tattoo-covered internet idiots'.
Hopefully, the Ginja Ninja is targeting not only the “Croatian Gattuso” but also the Croatian Abidal, the Croatian Rio Ferdinand and the Croatian Cristiano Ronaldo.
Finally it has been reported that Celtic have American Under-23 goalkeeper Dominic Cervi on trial.
Celtic seem to trial a lot of Americans, which is ironic really, as America trials a lot of Americans also.
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