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CELTIC'S FIXTURES
After the Huns officially killed the beautiful game last night by reaching the UEFA Cup Final playing the ugliest “Anti-Football” ever witnessed, the SPL's collusion with Cheats FC will now be activated and the League will now be extended.
(Or will it?)
And how ironic that the country, Italy, that gave football the Cattenaccio, which “threatened to destroy the game as a mass spectator sport”, should witness its modern incarnation, the Wattienaccio, which successfully strangled Fiorentina in Florence last night as the Huns strategised for a penalty shootout.
Therefore, Celtic's Fixtures are now as follows:
3rd May - Motherwell (A)
11th May - Hibernian (H)
22nd May - Dundee United (A)
Cheating Huns' Fixtures:
4th May - Hibernian (A)
7th May - Motherwell (H)
10th May - Dundee United (H)
14th May – UEFA Cup Final v Zenit St Petersburg
17th May - Motherwell (A)
20th May - St Mirren (A)
22nd May - Aberdeen (A)
24th May – Scottish Cup Final v Queen Of The South
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