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TFOD BEGINS ANOTHER CAMPAIGN FOR FIXTURE RESCHEDULING – OR CHEATING
By Mal Content
As expected, the Huns have begun another Murray-manipulated media campaign to have the schedule of League fixtures altered to aid both their League and UEFA Cup ambitions.
Even though the Huns did not ask to have the League extended (aye, right), it miraculously happened, after the Huns successfully colluded with the SPL to have the League extended from the original final day of 18th May to the 22nd May upon their qualification for the UEFA Cup Final.
This collusion was of course aided and abetted by the Laptop Loyal, who have now launched another campaign to alter the SPL itinerary, a campaign we can expect to intensify in the coming days as the Chairman calls in favours.
You can bet your last thin dime that the Chairman is feeding his Winalot journalists at this very moment.
The new Huns campaign has been prompted by the Russian Football Federation allowing the Huns' UEFA Cup Final opponents, Zenit St Petersburg, to reschedule their League matches prior to the UEFA Cup Final at the City Of Manchester Stadium on Wednesday 14th May.
Despite the facts that the Russian League is NOT at the end of its season, the Huns' chief executive Martin Bain moaned: “I think the very fact that the Russian Federation has recognised the fact that Zenit need a clear week to prepare for such a big Final just illustrates exactly Rangers' position on this.”
Bain whined: “The SPL should a long, hard look and what other federations do, given the enormity of the situation and what reaching a European Final has done for the coefficient and the country. I expressed last week my complete disappointment at the fixture scheduling and now that we are actually in the Final that disappointment has been exacerbated.”
Bain whinged: “If you look at the number of games we will play this season it will be 68. No-one will play more European games this season than Rangers. Indeed, no British club has ever played more than the 19 games we will play in Europe this season. It's incredible.”
What is “incredible” is the fact that the Huns are still attempting to engineer rule change for their benefit and to the detriment of others. This is called cheating.
However ‘Operation: Stop Three In A Row' will resort to anything and everything, as evidenced by the Loyal Cardigan's whining to the Laptop Loyal after the Huns' goal-less draw against Hibs at Easter Road.
The homicidal Victor Meldrew said of Zenit St Petersburg's fixture rescheduling: “It's obviously disappointing, although Zenit will be delighted. From our point of view it's disappointing we don't have that kind of leeway.”
Without a hint of paranoia, the Loyal Cardigan continued: “Everyone in Scotland has made it quite clear they won't do anything for Rangers. We just have to do the best we can. They all made it perfectly clear there is no willingness on anybody's part to give us anything. The extension to the League they've agreed on is purely because it's physically impossible to fit the games in so they weren't doing anybody a favour by extending the season. They just had to do it.”
The psychopathic grandad of Scottish football added: “There has been no willingness at all to help Rangers, so they're not going to help us now, are they?”
Jog on, Huns.
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