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LET'S ALL LAUGH AT SIR MINTY
By Mal Content
After his corrupt collusion with Rangers-minded SFA officials and with discredited Laptop Loyalists Jackson and Traynor failed to manipulate the extension of the SPL season (or cheating), Sir Minty Moonbeams has thrown his white gloves oot the pram.
The Huns chairman has reacted with perma-rage at the SPL's decision to NOT extend the League season to assist the Huns' domestic and European ambitions.
The Chairman has moaned that Scottish football is now a laughing stock, though the fact of the matter is we're all laughing at you, Sir Minty.
The Chairman fumed: “Their decision does not surprise me, but disappoints and angers myself and indeed the Rangers supporters. Our Chief Executive, Martin Bain, has worked diligently behind the scenes in relation to this issue and at all times we as a Club have not made public any of the confidential discussions, despite external pressures.”
Not made public? How did the Daily Record's Jackson and Traynor get their exclusive for today's Daily Record then, ya lying bassa.
Sir Minty raged: “We wrote to the SPL on Friday asking for the Dundee United match to be moved in respect of our forthcoming UEFA Cup Final and both the SPL and the Club turned down our request. Subsequently, after being informed of their decision, the SFA then became involved and, after a further meeting today, we have once again been turned down.”
Well done, Dundee United, for rejecting the Huns' request.
And in response, you called in two “loyal friends of Rangers”, George Pleat and Gordon Smith to exert more pressure on the SPL, didn't you, Sir Dodgy Dave?
Murray moaned: “As a Club I don't think we have been treated fairly and indeed most, if not all, football associations throughout the world would have taken a different position. In fact, they would have been only too pleased to assist a member club.”
Help a member club to gain an advantage over other member clubs, thereby damaging the credibility, honesty and integrity of the League? Where's the dignity?
Murray whined: “What has happened here is footballing authorities not being proactive in their assistance, but only at this late stage by being reactive through embarrassment. Throughout the world people will laugh at this decision in disbelief, and none more so than in Russia as their own association have down everything they can to assist FC Zenit St Petersburg.”
We are laughing at you, Sir Minty Moonbeams.
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