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CELTIC SHORTS – PAMAROT, MILLER, THE EVIL EMPIRE AND GORD
By Trialist
Amidst the deceit, dishonesty and duplicity of the Huns, Traynor, Jackson, the Daily Record and the SFA's corrupt collusion in Cheating-gate (now seemingly terminated by the SPL), there has been other Celtic news, albeit trivial in comparison.
The Scottish Hun has linked Celtic with 28-year old, £2million-rated Portsmouth defender Noe Pamarot.
According to the Daily Mirror, former Celtic striker “Kenny Miller is heading for the exit at Derby with a £2million return to Rangers.”
Celtic sold Miller to Derby for £3million in August, but Paul Jewell will sell the striker to the Huns for £2million now that Derby are doomed to relegation from the EPL.
No-one can doubt Miller's energy, enthusiasm and work-rate, but as a striker he has all the credibility of the aforementioned Jackson and Traynor. ‘A coo's arse', ‘couldnae hit' and ‘with a banjo' are words that spring readily to mind.
Needless to say, Miller's arrival at Ipox is not going down well with the permanently raging inmates of Fascist-Fascist, who are as incensed as Sir Minty Moonbeams over today's off-field humping by Celtic and the SPL.
With 100,000 of the Hunnish hordes expected in Manchester (Heaven help Manchester) for the UEFA Cup Final and only 13,000 tickets for the Orcs, Cheats FC has announced an Ipox beamback of the UEFA Cup Final.
Murray's second-in-command goat, Martin ‘property portfolio' Bain explained: “We want to make sure the thousands of other fans without tickets have the opportunity to experience the party atmosphere and that is why we are creating a celebration venue in Glasgow.”
The last time the Huns pre-planned a “celebration” was at the end of the 1997/98 season, when the Huns were at Tannadice, Celtic were hosting St Johnstone and thousands thronged inside Snake Mountain.
The Huns were pumped, Celtic were victorious and ‘in a row' was crushed by Wim The Tim's Hoops.
A repeat would do very nicely, ta very much.
Meanwhile, Bain has described the Huns versus Zenit St Petersburg UEFA Cup Final at the City of Manchester Stadium as the “friendly final” because former Huns manager Dick Advocaat manages the Russian club.
And here's us thinking it was because bigots and racists should get along famously.
Meanwhile, Gordon Strachan has ‘HAIL HAILED' the 15,000 Celtic fans that turned up at the Club's Special Training Day at Celtic Park on Monday.
Gord said: “As players and coaches you sometimes take the size of the Club for granted, then you get days like this and think - wow.”
Gord continued: “Most clubs in Britain would love a crowd like this on a match day and we get it for a training session. It's fantastic.”
Gord added: “It's nice to be appreciated and we got that today, but these days are really for the fans to enjoy.”
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