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The Huns' failed attempt to extend the League season – a blatant attempt at cheating – has undoubtedly created one of the best Hun Detectors ever witnessed.
Methods for the detection of Orcs include personal hygiene, mankiness of Huns top, number of court appearances, ASBOs and facial hair – and that's just the women.
However, as a consequence of ‘Cheating-gate', Orcs have quite literally been crawling out of Mordor's sewerage system to vent their spleens about the unfairness of the SPL rejecting Sir Minty Moonbeams' demands to extend the League season for the Huns' benefit and solely the Huns' benefit, but to the detriment of other clubs.
Scotland manager George Burley, for instance, has had much to say on the matter, describing the SPL's failure to sanction cheating as “ludicrous”.
George Burley is of course a credible, honest and impartial witness, isn't he?
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