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KEECH ‘JANGLE JANGLE' JACKSON'S ACCOUNTANCY
By Mal Content
There's no hiding Keech ‘Jangle Jangle' Jackson's delight as he trumpets the latest propaganda from his and James Traynor's dining companion, Sir David Murray.
Keech, how much did that “succulent lamb” and “fine red wines” you feasted on with Traynor and the Chairman cost?
Oh, that's right. The price was accuracy, credibility, honesty, impartiality and journalistic integrity.
Jackson does his Master's bidding:
“Rangers collect £20m pot of gold from European adventure
By Keith Jackson
Walter Smith last night pocketed a £4million UEFA Cup Final windfall - then vowed to use it to keep his top stars.
Record Sport can reveal that European football chiefs have set aside an £8m jackpot to be split between Rangers and Zenit St Petersburg after next week's City of Manchester Stadium showdown.
That means the Ibrox club will rake in an astonishing £4m from one game to add to the £16m brought in from the European run so far.”
Only £20million, Keech? The Daily Mail's Mark Wilson concocted a higher figure - £25million. Shame on you, Keech, for under-estimating the Huns' “warchest”.
It is patently obvious that Keech's under-estimate is because he's a self-confessed Liverpool fan.
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